Your Story: We now join the Babbling Bear as ze participates in the Cornell Banner Committee deliberations on a new slogan for the flags that adorn the campus.

Chair-human: the old telos – discovering knowledge – is too…Greek.

Committee Chorus (in unison) : We propose “for the greater good”. That’s more inclusive.

Babbling Bear: But who decides what is the greater good?

Committee Chorus: We do!

Chair-human: Babbling Bear, go back to hibernation.