The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Yes, I love laughing at pompous deans with degrees in gender studies who couldn’t pass Intro Biology if their lives depended on it, speech-code brownshirts sporting incomprehensible pronouns, insufferable DEI indoctrinators demanding I grovel in atonement for my privilege, cancel culture Twitter mobs and their appeasers in the President’s office, virtue signaling snowflakes who need to get a life, and all the useful idiots and systemic totalitarians who empower these pusillanimous plagues upon humanity.

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