I have just uncovered the writings of Iristotle, a great philosopher who lived in the fourth century BC. Iristotle’s writings were based on the revelations Iristotle got from Iris, the Goddess of the Rainbow. Iristotle’s writing were suppressed throughout the millennia by the power elite. They soon will be available at bookstores that do not sell any books written by members of the oppressive right.

Unlike Aristotle’s writings, particularly those based on his book Categories that assumes that reality exists and can be categorized by generic and specific words that describe the similarities and differences between groups, Iristotle’s writings are based on the one absolute truth that reality does not exist and that any grouping or division into categories is socially constructed and motivated by the desire to increase the power of the powerful over the powerless, the power of the oppressors over the oppressed, the power of the victimizers over the victimized.

The false binary of male and female is the most offensive, threatening, and violent assertion of Aristotle. Iris revealed to Iristotle that the males and females that supposedly arose from the hermaphrodites described in Plato’s Symposium never existed but were constructed as a figment of Aristotle’s prurient, salacious, lascivious and transphobic imagination.

We must overturn the hegemony of the Aristotelean power elite that reifies the social constructs of male and female and replace it with the hegemony of transgender fluid people. We must do so by building encampments at all universities and demand that Rainbow Studies Programs based on the Anti-Transphobic writings of Iristotle, be created on every college and university campus. Moreover the Rainbow Studies Programs must be staffed by gender fluid faculty that look like us–or we will feel unsafe on campus.