Rumors are circulating that Gad Saad will be appointed the next president of Cornell University. The Bear had never heard of him and decided to do some research. While the research was originally intended to be oppo research, the Bear fell hopelessly in love with Gad Saad. The Bear thinks that you will too.

The Bear found that Gad Saad is not afraid to dye his hair blue and signal that he is a virtuous soul. The Bear also found that Gad Saad has called out Dave Chapelle as a bigoted genocidal transphobe, that Gad Saad denounces personal responsibility as akin to Nazism, and that Gad Saad accepts the settled science that men can menstruate and can become pregnant.

But wait, there’s more.

Gad Saad has nobly renounced his friendship with Jordan Peterson and now realizes that their friendship was equivalent to a genocide. He has even flogged himself with the whip of self disgust:

As president of Cornell, Gad Saad will certainly keep those people in check, who like Jordan Peterson, refuse to use our preferred pronouns.

Students, staff, faculty, and alumni, let’s speak with one voice and endorse Gad Saad for the next president of Cornell University!