As a way of mitigating the dire loss to humanity caused by the stop work orders and the funding freeze resulting from the illegal Executive Orders of the Orangeman, the Trustees of Cornell University have decided to sell indulgences so that humanity will continue to be saved.

As an unintended consequence of the sale, the funds coming from the sale of indulgences will go into a special fund that will be used pay the $100 million dollar settlement between Cornell University and the Federal Government.

The indulgences will be available at the weekly Honk and Wave Rally until Trump is gone.