The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Martha’s Philosophical Pillow

By Martha Lindell

In his essay Of Experience, Michel de Montaigne wrote, “There is no desire more natural than that of knowledge. We try all ways that can lead us to it; where reason is wanting, we therein employ experience, which is a means much more weak and cheap; but truth is so great a thing that we ought not to distain any mediation that will guide us to it.”

But what does one do when White Supremacist groups such as Legal Insurrection, the Cornell Free Speech Alliance, the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, The College Fix, and Fox News present misinformation and disinformation that does not support our antiracist social justice agenda—especially now when there is blowback to our cancel culture techniques?

Presciently, Montaigne offered a solution to the problem: ignorance and incuriosity. He wrote, “Oh, what a soft, easy, and wholesome pillow is ignorance and incuriosity, whereon to repose a well-ordered head!” Such ignorance and incuriosity is facilitated by having a philosophical pillow.

Martha’s Philosophical Pillow now offers soft, easy, and wholesome pillows for people assaulted by truth. The pillows come in Abinary, Agender, Androgyne, Androgynous, Aporagender, Bakla, Bigender, Bissu, Butch, Calabai, Calalai, Cis, Cisgender, Demi-boy, Demiflux, Demigender, Demi-girl, Demi-guy, Demi-man, Dual gender, Demi-woman, Endosex, Femme, FTM, Gender bender, Gender diverse, Gender gifted, Genderfluid, Genderflux, Genderf..k, Genderless, Gender nonconforming, Genderqueer, Gender questioning, Gender variant, Graygender, Intergender, Intersex, Hijra, Kathoey, Man of trans experience, Maverique, MTF, Multigender, Muxe, Neither, Neurogender, Neutrois, Non-binary, Non-binary transgender, Omnigender, Other, Pangender, Polygender, Person of transgendered experience, Third gender, Trans female, Trans male, Trans man, Trans person, Trans woman, Transgender, Transgender female, Transgender male, Transgender man, Transgender person, Transgender woman, Transfeminine, Transmasculine, Transsexual, Transsexual female, Transsexual male, Transsexual man, Transsexual person, Transsexual woman, Travesti, Trigender, Two spirit, Woman of trans experience, X-gender, and Xenogender sizes.  We also offer Philosophical Pillows in Cis Binary King and Queen sizes.

2 Comments

  1. Ralph Hammann

    I’m very Concerned that you haven’t made pillows for Furries.

    Reply
  2. bearbabbling

    The Bear will communicate your concerns to Martha’s Philosophical Pillow LLC, INC, ETC.

    Reply

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