The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

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The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

A Man is the Measure of All Things

Protagoras thought that man was the measure of all things; but Protagoras did not have the privilege, as we do, to live in the KendiAngelonian Era, when all Ivy League administrators know that it is one man who is the measure of all things, and that man is Ibram X. Kendi.

The one beautiful and unifying fact that underlies all diversity at Ivy League universities is:

 

Ibram X. Kendi is the measure of all things

 

Let this become the unifying motto of all Ivy League universities.

2 Comments

  1. Command Prompt

    “Henry Rogers” sounds waaaay too much like “Mr. Rogers,” and we all know he was a racist, because he was a repugnicant.

    Reply
    • bearbabbling

      Now I know why he changed his name.

      Reply

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