The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Become a Deaf, Dumb, and Blind Antiracist Wizard

The goal of life is to realize the absolute oneness of Ibram X. Kendi, a presence from whom the universe emanates as an unconscious whim, materialized into conscious antiracist divinity. Until Ibram X. Kendi heals us, we live in an unreal world of illusory racist values.

In order to reach the state of grace of absolute oneness with Ibram X. Kendi, we, like Tommy, must become deaf, dumb, and blind (or using disability-inclusive language, a person with a hearing impairment, a person who uses an alternative method of communication, and a person with low vision) to the real world around us. This is typically accomplished after one semester at an Ivy League university. However, it can also be accomplished at far less expense by blindly watching antiracist video word games all day. These are the two main paths to become an antiracist wizard.

 

 

1 Comment

  1. Command_Prompt

    Ant-racist is not enough; are you kidding us? Nowadays, if you aren’t an anti-anti-anti racist, you may as well just wrap yourself in a white sheet, don a pointy hat, and start burning simple structures made from two intersecting wooden bars.

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