The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

This is MCGA Country?

By Jussie Biggétt,

Last night, while I was walking from my apartment to get a tofu sub on gluten-free bread, someone (I am not sure how they identified) came up to me yelling “This is “MCGA Country.” I had no idea what they said or meant. I asked, “What?” They repeated (I think),  “This is “MCGA Country.”  Again, I had no idea what they said or meant, and asked again, “What?” They repeated (I am pretty sure),  “This is “MCGA Country.”

After I said “What” again,  they said, “This is going to be impossible,” and they threw their hat to the ground, and walked off.

This morning, when I woke up, I couldn’t believe what happened to me last night so I returned to the scene of the crime. I found their hat on the grass. It was Carnelian Red, and had “Make Cornell Great Again”  embroidered on it. What is going on?

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