Given the serious “drain” on resources we have experienced since instituting our campaign to ensure that there is “DEI in Every Unit”, we have found ourselves a little short and that is why our faces are flushed.

We implore you to contribute to Cornell’s Porcelain Campaign before the Fall Semester begins, and our population grows by 20,000.

There are two reasons why you should contribute to this campaign:

Number 1

Number 2

If we exceed our goal, we will replace each toilet with one that plays an ABBA song when you flush it–What a loo!