The night is young, I’m gender queer
So if you want to go walking, dear
It’s de-versity, it’s de-merit, it’s de-llusion

I understand the reason why
You’re uber-progressive, ’cause so am I
It’s de-versity, it’s de-merit, it’s de-llusion

You can tell at a glance
What a swell night this is for trans-romance
You can hear The Science(TM)
Murmuring low
“Let yourself go!”
So please be sweet, my dear drag queen
And when I kiss you, just say to me
“It’s de-versity, it’s de-merit
It’s be-longing, it’s well-being
It’s bisexual, there’s nolimit, it’s non facto
It’s de-llusion”

So please be sweet, my dear drag queen
And when I kiss you, just say to me
“It’s de-versity, it’s de-merit
It’s…It’s de-llusion”