Yes, yes, I know this is the Year of the Free Speech, according to our Most Holy President of the University (NAME REDACTED PER POLICY), and we know we’re not to try to shout down evil speakers anymore. Damn. But we can still hound, harass, block, annoy, and tamper with billboard trucks displaying incorrect wrong harmful hateful mistaken misbegotten messages. That’s not free speech (because nobody is speaking). That’s not a free press (because nothing is being pressed). That’s why we can stop these people from possibly harming Cornell students, staff, faculty, and prisoners with these bad ideas. Bad ideas! Bad ideas! Down! Stay!