The Babbling Bear is proud to announce our new sponsor, the Cornell Wet Market. Despite calls in the Cornell Chronicle to shut down wet markets, wet markets serve a useful purpose. Wet Markets provide scape goats. Given the recent need to use Jews as scape goats at Cornell, and the moral rot that this national kerfuffle has caused, the Cornell Wet Market will serve as the prime source of scape goats for Ivy League university presidents. While the Cornell President may want to blame the Kalahari Reds, the Cornell Wet Market will have goats of color that reflect the colors of of each Ivy League university.