by bearbabbling | Mar 19, 2024 | Uncategorized
I asked Google Gemini: Describe the articles written in the “Babbling Bear” Google Gemini responded: The articles written in the “Babbling Bear” are satirical pieces that target issues at Cornell University using humor and parody. Here’s...
by bearbabbling | Mar 9, 2024 | Uncategorized
It has come to our attention that John Cleese, former Cornell’s Andrew D. White Professor-at-Large from 1999 to 2006 and current Provost’s visiting professor has dressed up as Adolf Hitler. At Cornell, woke rules must apply. While we are certain that...
by bearbabbling | Feb 29, 2024 | Uncategorized
The Bear is distraught, disappointed and disillusioned. This is because Cornell alum Kimberlé Crenshaw is “distraught, disappointed and disillusioned.” According to Crenshaw “The mounting challenges we face in protecting Cornell’s legacy and the many failures...
by bearbabbling | Dec 13, 2023 | Uncategorized
I’m home again and I just found a piece of paper my dad wrote with the words “Words that Wound” written on the top, underlined and in big capital letters. It was dated November 23, 2023–Thanksgiving. Underneath was a list of words I called my...
by bearbabbling | Dec 10, 2023 | Uncategorized
While the Ithaca City School District Board of Education voted to approve the flying of the Haudenosaunee flag at Ithaca High School, we at the Bear do not think that they have gone far enough to decolonize Ithaca. We suggest that they take the next step and give the...
