by bearbabbling | Apr 28, 2024 | Uncategorized
I have just uncovered the writings of Iristotle, a great philosopher who lived in the fourth century BC. Iristotle’s writings were based on the revelations Iristotle got from Iris, the Goddess of the Rainbow. Iristotle’s writing were suppressed throughout...
by bearbabbling | Apr 25, 2024 | Uncategorized
While I was identified or more likely misidentified at birth as a human being (Homo sapiens), I have suffered from species dysphoria since I entered the university where I have felt unsafe and unsupported while subjected to bullying and harassment by the trans species...
by bearbabbling | Mar 24, 2024 | Uncategorized
As a definitive statement of our core values during this Theme Year for Freedom of Expression, the cherry on the top of the sundae would be to rebrand the Cornell Law School the Ketanji Brown Jackson Law School. We could do no better! While the Bear would not have...
by bearbabbling | Mar 19, 2024 | Uncategorized
I asked Google Gemini: Describe the articles written in the “Babbling Bear” Google Gemini responded: The articles written in the “Babbling Bear” are satirical pieces that target issues at Cornell University using humor and parody. Here’s...
by bearbabbling | Mar 9, 2024 | Uncategorized
It has come to our attention that John Cleese, former Cornell’s Andrew D. White Professor-at-Large from 1999 to 2006 and current Provost’s visiting professor has dressed up as Adolf Hitler. At Cornell, woke rules must apply. While we are certain that...
by bearbabbling | Feb 29, 2024 | Uncategorized
The Bear is distraught, disappointed and disillusioned. This is because Cornell alum Kimberlé Crenshaw is “distraught, disappointed and disillusioned.” According to Crenshaw “The mounting challenges we face in protecting Cornell’s legacy and the many failures...
