The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Neanderthal Day

Neanderthal Day

by C. Columbo Columbus Day was removed from the academic calendar and replaced with Indigenous People’s Day in 2017. Our woke ideologues falsely turned the intrepid explorer into a villain and indigenous people into his victims. After 10,000 years of separation,...
Legal Name Change Clinic

Legal Name Change Clinic

Dear readers, The Babbling Bear thought about seeking a legal name change to the Babbling Chipmunk when I saw that Cornell was having a Legal Name Change Clinic. However, I did not realize that the clinic was only for transgender, nonbinary, and gender nonconforming...
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

The female cuckoo is far from a tradwife. She shows no signs of “toxic feminity” or internalized sexism, having no need to conform to rigid female gender roles due to social pressure. The female cuckoo lives the most fulfilling life of all birds while...
Help the Bear Find the Missing Link

Help the Bear Find the Missing Link

The link is missing–the link that leads to the document that so eloquently states the reasons we should be transforming the Amerikan universities from institutions whose mission is the search for truth into institutions that train social justice warriors:...