by bearbabbling | Aug 27, 2025 | Uncategorized
In order to appease the Orange Man and try to regain some of the federal money of which we are entitled, Cornell University has decided to change its logo. The new logo, pictured above, will last until Inauguration Day, 2028. We certainly hope that this ruse works....
by bearbabbling | Aug 16, 2025 | Uncategorized
There is an old joke about a man who is dating three women and must decide which one to marry. The joke, although risqué, perfectly captures the decision-making process in today’s postmodern colleges and universities. Here’s the joke: A man is dating three...
by bearbabbling | Aug 10, 2025 | Uncategorized
As a way of mitigating the dire loss to humanity caused by the stop work orders and the funding freeze resulting from the illegal Executive Orders of the Orangeman, the Trustees of Cornell University have decided to sell indulgences so that humanity will continue to...
by bearbabbling | Aug 11, 2024 | Uncategorized
Retired President Pollack spent the past year trying to dismantle free speech at Cornell and replace it with civil disobedience. However, the Theme Year for Freedom of Expression was not entirely successful because there are still pockets of free speech at Cornell...
by bearbabbling | Jul 31, 2024 | Uncategorized
Far-right anti-government extremists are currently ravaging Venezuela. They are toppling the giant and beautiful statues of Hugo Chávez claiming that the election of the late president’s handpicked successor, Nicolás Maduro was rigged. The far-right...
