The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Office of Omissions

Office of Omissions

Omission List 1) Any definition of a woman that is not approved by the Office of Omissions must be omitted. 2) Any talk of colorblindness must be omitted. Cornell University is proud to announce the creation of the Office of Omissions. This will be the first Omissions...
The Right to be Free from Structural Injustice

The Right to be Free from Structural Injustice

We at the Bear were especially happy to hear the presentation by Professor Nelson Tebbe at The Fundamentals of Freedom of Expression event hosted by Cornell Law School. Professor Tebbe, who is an expert on Constitutional Law, inspired us with the soon-to-be “right to...
Into the Woods

Into the Woods

I am happy that the university spends so much money on DEI, even if it means that it will take a long time to repair the bathrooms and other necessities. But I have been holding it in for almost two months now, and if things don’t change soon, this bear will go...
Harvard Beat Us Again

Harvard Beat Us Again

Everyone knows that free speech is code for hate speech. The FIRE rankings for free speech should be looked at as the negative rankings for fighting hate speech. That is, Michigan Technical University (#1) is the worst university for fighting hate speech and Harvard...