by bearbabbling | May 26, 2024 | Uncategorized
As president of Cornell University, Martha Pollack was well known for creating an atmosphere of belonging by quashing hate speech against everyone but the Jews. Given her success leading the Ivy League Institution, President Pollack has been named honorary Sheikha of...
by bearbabbling | May 23, 2024 | Uncategorized
Rumors are circulating that Gad Saad will be appointed the next president of Cornell University. The Bear had never heard of him and decided to do some research. While the research was originally intended to be oppo research, the Bear fell hopelessly in love with Gad...
by bearbabbling | May 17, 2024 | Uncategorized
After posters showed up around campus depicting soon-to-be acting President Michael Kotlikoff as a neo-Nazi sympathizer, the members of the Board of Trustees simultaneously clutched their pearls and announced in unison that Sheikha Al Mayassa bint Tamim bin Hamad Al...
by bearbabbling | May 15, 2024 | Uncategorized
The office of the Babbling Bear has never been so busy. Ever since we ran a story on President Pollack’s achievement in earning the Neville Chamberlain Peace in our Time Award for the appeasement of the Peaceful Protesters in the Encampment, and a story on the...
by bearbabbling | May 15, 2024 | Uncategorized
It seems that President Pollack is getting all the credit for appeasing the Peaceful Protesters at the Encampment. We, the members of Cornell’s Board of Trustees, want to set the record straight. We too were at the meeting between President Pollack and the...
