The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Is One Fool’s Day a Year Enough?

Is One Fool’s Day a Year Enough?

At Cornell, April Fool’s Day is traditionally a day to celebrate white cisheteronormative male foolishness (see pictures below). Shouldn’t we have a Fool’s Day every month so can celebrate every historically marginalized group?
Trade Matt Taibbi for Evan Gershkovich

Trade Matt Taibbi for Evan Gershkovich

Matt Taibbi is a journalist who was once one of us on the far left. But now he is part of a cabal of traitors that encourages leftists to abandon leftism for the populist right. Like Trump, Taibbi is a Russian agent. After all, he lived for almost 10 years in Moscow,...
Smarter than your Average College Bear

Smarter than your Average College Bear

By College Bear College Bear: what is the benefit to free speech on campus? ChatGPT: Free speech creates an environment where individuals can express their ideas and beliefs without fear of censorship or retribution. This fosters an atmosphere of open dialogue and...
The Crisis of the Intellectuals

The Crisis of the Intellectuals

On the 400th year anniversary of the founding of the slavocracy known as the United States of America, Ibram X. Kendi redefined the word racist in his best selling book, How To Be An Antiracist. More recently, Ibram X. Kendi realized that the traditional construct of...
Where’s Mikey?

Where’s Mikey?

Remember Mikey? He hated everything (except for Life cereal). We need an academic Mikey who hates everything concerning settler colonialism, indigenous dispossession, slavery, racism, classism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, antisemitism, and ableism but would love...
DEI Will Be Saved By Two Righteous Debaters

DEI Will Be Saved By Two Righteous Debaters

There has been an burgeoning outcry  against Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion by the toothless and unwashed, including the Babbling Beaver, the Flickering Beacon, and a few renegade professors. Now we have a chance to crush this opposition forever. The MIT Adam Smith...