The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Deconstructing Ezra Cornell

Deconstructing Ezra Cornell

In solidarity with the deconstruction of Martin Luther King Jr. and using his arms to represent him in a statue in Boston, MA, and the deconstruction of Harriet Tubman and using her left big toe to represent her in a statue in Auburn, NY we are excited to reveal a...
The Final Delusion

The Final Delusion

At universities where self-censoring has been becoming the norm, on campus we will see more and more mute professors, with no messages to convey, addressing rooms full of empty chairs. It may sound absurd, but when we have reached this point, life at elite postmodern...
The University of the Absurd

The University of the Absurd

To be antiracist requires a university to become an antiuniversity. How does a university become an antiuniversity? That’s simple. To become an antiuniversity, we follow the prescription that Eugene Ionesco used to turn a play into an antiplay when he wrote The...
Celebrate Ibram X. Kendi Day

Celebrate Ibram X. Kendi Day

As antiracists at Cornell, we can be proud that we got rid of Columbus Day, Lincoln’s Birthday, and Washington’s Birthday as university holidays. However, so far only holidays honoring dead white men have been eliminated. This is not enough. We have to...
A Man is the Measure of All Things

A Man is the Measure of All Things

Protagoras thought that man was the measure of all things; but Protagoras did not have the privilege, as we do, to live in the KendiAngelonian Era, when all Ivy League administrators know that it is one man who is the measure of all things, and that man is Ibram X....