The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

De-versity, De-merit, and De-llusion

De-versity, De-merit, and De-llusion

I feel a sudden urge to sing The kind of ditty that invokes the spring So control your desire to curse While I wokefy the verse This verse I started seems to me The Woke-antithesis of a melody So to spare zu all the pain I’ll skip the darn thing and sing the...
Censorship is Inclusion

Censorship is Inclusion

These racist, homophobic, transphobic, white supremacist posters are showing up all around campus and I am taking them down! The five values and norms of the Heterodox Way are aimed to discourage inclusion and belonging. Let’s face it. People from historically...
Office of Omissions

Office of Omissions

Omission List 1) Any definition of a woman that is not approved by the Office of Omissions must be omitted. 2) Any talk of colorblindness must be omitted. Cornell University is proud to announce the creation of the Office of Omissions. This will be the first Omissions...
The Right to be Free from Structural Injustice

The Right to be Free from Structural Injustice

We at the Bear were especially happy to hear the presentation by Professor Nelson Tebbe at The Fundamentals of Freedom of Expression event hosted by Cornell Law School. Professor Tebbe, who is an expert on Constitutional Law, inspired us with the soon-to-be “right to...