The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Cornell Offers New Program in Lip Service

Cornell Offers New Program in Lip Service

Cornell University in Ithaca and Weill Cornell Medicine in New York City have created a new program in Lip Service. The Ithaca campus is renowned for its ability to provide verbal lip service on any topic while the New York City campus is renowned for its surgical...
Verklempt–Because Words Matter

Verklempt–Because Words Matter

by a sorry friend According to Christopher Dunn, whose was hired to be the Director of the Cornell Plantations, “there is one key element that all botanic gardens have in common: celebrating, displaying and studying the rich diversity of the world’s plants. Yet...
Balch Before Me Too

Balch Before Me Too

by Girl 1975 So Balch is home to female-identified Cornell freshmen now, or should I say, freshpeople. When I was there, we were cis-gender and non-binary too, but we called ourselves girls. It was 1975. And imagine our surprise that night long ago when every time a...
A Woke Sigh of Relief

A Woke Sigh of Relief

By Woke Prophet My fellow woke Cornellians, it’s been 10 whole minutes since we invented the acronym DEI, and we still have grievances. Therefore, in the spirit of progressivism and change for its own sake, I propose we replace DEI with “Sameness, Inequity, and...