The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

The Wit and Wisdom of Cornellians

The right of Big Red Bears to babble shall not be infringed

Cornell Center for Hating Straight White Males

Cornell Center for Hating Straight White Males

By the entire editorial board of the Babbling Bear We are happy to announce the creation of the Cornell Center for Hating Straight White Males (HSWM). Since its inception, the Babbling Bear has been working tirelessly behind the scenes fighting for educational justice...
The First Republican President Was a Groomer

The First Republican President Was a Groomer

As reported by the Lancaster Daily Evening Express, on February 16, 1861 Abraham Lincoln kissed a pretty girl with whom the groomer President-elect had corresponded by letter. The sexual assault occurred at North East station, Ohio where President-elect Lincoln...
Thanksgiving with “Your Uncle”

Thanksgiving with “Your Uncle”

By your nephew If you find yourself stuck at a Thanksgiving Dinner having to deal with “that uncle”, Ron Klain has given us some talking points to use: Tweet One last item for your Thanksgiving dinner: some talking points when “that Uncle”...
So…Whose Lives Matter (WLM)?

So…Whose Lives Matter (WLM)?

by the entire Babbling Bear editorial board The Chicago Sun Times prints the name of every person murdered in Chicago, and the list is updated every day. Each murder is marked by a dot on the map. The red dots indicate murders that took place in the last seven days....